9 Badd-ass Bible Verses

Christians like to pretend that they are meek, they like to put themselves in a victim role and turn that other cheek (“and turn, two, three; turn, two, three…”). But if you want to convince others of the friendliness of your religion it helps to have a friendly holy book, and this is where Christians have a bit of a problem.

If the Bible had been written by King Leonidas and the rest of the Spartans from 300, it would probably read pretty much the same as it does now.

It turns out, the Bible is already chock full of ass kicking. Here are the verses that make us want to take to the streets and put some unbelievers to the sword.

(From: The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses.)

Now everyone who lived in Sodom and Gomorrah had crazy sex with everyone and just about everything: flora, fauna, fire, they had sex with rocks painted to look like God’s face, and most of them couldn’t even get off without eating filth. Kaka was very popular. Well, it was almost as popular as the grave-yard. It was a horrible place.

(From: Professor Brothers – Bible History #1.)

Of course, only true Christians can say meaningful things about the Bible.

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