{"id":455,"date":"2006-08-13T00:35:57","date_gmt":"2006-08-12T23:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tekstadventure.nl\/branko\/blog\/?p=455"},"modified":"2006-08-13T00:36:17","modified_gmt":"2006-08-12T23:36:17","slug":"schmevolution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tekstadventure.nl\/branko\/blog\/2006\/08\/schmevolution","title":{"rendered":"Schmevolution"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livescience.com\/humanbiology\/060810_evo_rank.html\">This<\/a> reminds me of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.inghist.nl\/Nieuws\/Tips\/Onderzoek\/Projecten\/BWN\/lemmata\/bwn5\/tailleur\">Max Tailleur<\/a> joke from our toilet. (That is to say, his book of jokes was our toilet reading material back when I was a kid.)<\/p>\n<p><em>A boy comes home from school and starts talking enthusiastically about what he learned during biology class. Apparently, they have been discussing evolution, and he finishes his story: &#8220;Don&#8217;t you think it&#8217;s great, dad, how we all derive from monkeys?&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Up to that moment the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cda.nl\">christian fundamentalist<\/a> father has been listening to his son&#8217;s story in silence, and with rage building up in him, but now he cannot take it any longer. He bursts out: &#8220;Monkeys?! Monkeys?!!! Perhaps you stem from a monkey, but I certainly don&#8217;t!<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>OK, so I cannot tell a joke, so what are you going to do about it, eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This reminds me of a Max Tailleur joke from our toilet. (That is to say, his book of jokes was our toilet reading material back when I was a kid.) A boy comes home from school and starts talking enthusiastically about what he learned during biology class. Apparently, they have been discussing evolution, and he &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tekstadventure.nl\/branko\/blog\/2006\/08\/schmevolution\" class=\"excerpt-read-more read-more\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tekstadventure.nl\/branko\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tekstadventure.nl\/branko\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tekstadventure.nl\/branko\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tekstadventure.nl\/branko\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tekstadventure.nl\/branko\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tekstadventure.nl\/branko\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tekstadventure.nl\/branko\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tekstadventure.nl\/branko\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tekstadventure.nl\/branko\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}