Old joke

Blah-blah-blah-blog. I’ve got nothing to say. My mind is empty. May I entertain you with a joke you’ve probably already heard?

An uggly man walks into a bar. He has got a parrot on his shoulder. “I will sleep with anybody who can guess what I’ve got on my shoulder. For free!”

Silence descends on the room. People carefully back away from the man.

A pretty woman feels sorry for the man and figures she’ll guess wrong just to humour him: “An elephant!”

“No,” says the man, “but it’s close enough.”

(Where’s my rim-shot? I am sure I left it here somewhere?)

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