Anyway, er, I don’t know, really. You should probably take this up with Microsoft’s personnel office. Or talk to Bill Gates’ office directly.

But from what I understand, there is currently no Microsoft employee who has as sole task to count teh Bill’s outbursts. Rather, a peer of the developer being grilled is given that task.

All in all I think you have a good chance if you argue the point that it is much cheaper and better to have one single person do all the counting. After all, after a while you would know all the nuances in all Gates’ fucks. When he swallows a word, does that count as a fuck? Is fuckhead a fuck? But what if dildo is a synonym for fuckhead, does dildo count as fuck? These temporary counters would not know, but you would be knee-deep in Bill’s fucks.

Aren’t you glad you asked?