“Cuddling is, of course, the gateway sex drug, so, I suppose you could say that I was actually having the beginnings of thoughts about getting nasty in Cinderella’s Castle.”

David Thomas at

“While some folks distract themselves toting iPods of shitty music around like colostomy bags, others prefer to remain focused on a cardboard canvas with a modest fan brush.”

Anonymous at

“”Joy is contagious,” he said, peering into the microscope.”

A 2005 Lyttle Lytton contestant at

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