Bits

“Cuddling is, of course, the gateway sex drug, so, I suppose you could say that I was actually having the beginnings of thoughts about getting nasty in Cinderella’s Castle.”

David Thomas at http://www.escapistmagazine.com/issue/4/8

“While some folks distract themselves toting iPods of shitty music around like colostomy bags, others prefer to remain focused on a cardboard canvas with a modest fan brush.”

Anonymous at http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/artists/bob-ross/

“”Joy is contagious,” he said, peering into the microscope.”

A 2005 Lyttle Lytton contestant at http://adamcadre.ac/05lyttle.html.

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